Hindi jokes

Zindagi Me "Girl Friend" Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri Hai . Pucho Kyu...?? . . . . . .  Kyuki, Zindagi Me KHUSHIYAN Hi Sab Kuch Nahi Hoti Tension Bhi Zaroori Hai....

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu . Yr 2. O G. . Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? . Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa . And then….. . Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye? . Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wo Shirt Badi Nirali Thi... Jo Tumne Apne Dost Ki Shaadi Me Nikali Thi... Tum Par Mar Miti Thi Wo Ladki... Jo Poori Barat Me Sabse"KALI"Thi

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se. to khuda kasam hum madhosh ho gaye. jab pata chala nazar parmanent tirchhi he. hum  khade-khade hi behosh ho gay..

K.G. Ke Bache Ki Dukh Bhari Shayri, Mohabat Ke Naam Pe Saza Mene Payi Hai. Gor Frmaye. Mohabat Ke Naam Pe Saza Mene Payi He. Baki Sher Baad Me, Abi SUSU Aai He.

A Very Emotional Lines : . . . . Maine"Maa"Se Pucha, "Kab Tak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?" "Maa"Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maa se Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi Chodega... Moral : MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!! ;)

Innocent Joke... A Child Said 2 Pregnant Lady Child:- Ye Pait Mein Kya Hai ? . . . Lady:- Is Mai Mera Pyara Sa, Cute Sa Baby Hai. Child:- Itna Pyara Tha To Khaya Qu Moti??

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? Clasic Ans: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaaaat karti hai.

GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu.. kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? . Bol mela baby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai?

when a girl asks you to guess her age , its like deciding .. . . . . . . . . . . . whether to cut the blue , red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb

Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho . … . ? .  Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad karna itna asaan hota to .. ... hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!;)

Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti? Intresting Jawab .. . . Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The Mai Nahi. :D :P

Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia..  Boy: oohh!! kia bole wo?? . . . . . . Girl: Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Ta. Bus ka kiraya wapis le lia.  Humari Family boht strict ha na:-D

Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki Se Sirf Time Poocha Tha, Ae Doston . . . . Ki Kitne Baje..?? . . . . Woh To Sharma Ke Boli :" Park Me Theek Subah 9 Baje..!!" :O

Ek ladka apne dost ka accidnt hone pr use turant hospitl le gya.  Vaha pohochne pr doctr ne bola .  Sry hum isse nai bacha paye Agr aap 1 ghante phle le aye hote to zarur bach jate.  Boy: sale harami 15 min. Pehle to accidnt hua hai... :)

Boy: Maine new iPhone liya hai Girl: Waaaoooowww. . . . . kaunsi company ka ? Boy: Kuch nahi.. Tu ghar jaa  /:

Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers? . . . . So that someone would come in your life. . hold your hand & say... : : : LE CIGARETTE PEE..............":p har bat mai emotional hona achhi bat nahi hai! :p :D

That angry moment! . . . . When a small kid hits u without any reason in front of his mom & u cant do anything but smile n say . . . . "kitna cute hai()":P

Hostel student to his friend:-  "yaar dhoka ho gya" . .  Friend- kya ho gya?  . . .  student- "yar ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . .  .  Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... :/

Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti ki kisi ke saath setting ho gyi hai .. . . . Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ?? ? ? . . . . . . . . . . Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile Recharge ke Paise nahi maange usne . . . :p

killing shayari by a girl for her boyfriend : : .  aap aaye to bahar aa gyi  .  .  .  .  aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,  . .  .  .  wrna kab se mai ander hi baithi thi . ....:D :P ;)

Really Girls are very Smart... . Girl: Apple ka Rate kya  hai? Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10, Girl: kuch kam karo na plz. plzz... . . . . Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo . . . . . . Girl: Thanku, dedo... ye huyi na Baat...